Oh my goodness, how depressing… just be careful with that one, yeah? Just because she has nice tits doesn’t mean she’s a nice girl, darlin.

trappedbones:

my anxiety gets 700% worse when someone says “can i talk to you”

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whitepaperquotes:

Handwritten by whitepaperquotes contributor Jake

whitepaperquotes:

Handwritten by whitepaperquotes contributor Jake

aseaofquotes:

Alain de Botton, A Week at the Airport

aseaofquotes:

Alain de Botton, A Week at the Airport

meatbicyclevevo:

When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky

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officialfrenchtoast:

when your parents make you explain yourself after fucking something up

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Oh my goodness!!!

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sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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This is GOLD

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shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

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